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I'm not actually going to write anything about eggs. Sorry to all you egg enthusiasts. Not that I'm anti-egg, I'm pro-egg. I am anti-fun though. Ask around, you'll find out it is true. Let's see, what else am I "anti" about?

Anti-Walmart.

Anti-Bad grammar. Not that I have perfect grammar, but I can hold my own. And no, it is not lost on me that I'm writing about grammar while using the phrase "anti-bad grammar."

I'm anti-biotics. HAHAHA. (I'm pro nerd.)

Anti mushrooms (I'm pro stomping on mushrooms.)

I'm pro Cardinals. Anti Cubs.

Pro feline. No real standing on canines.

I'm pro-books, magazines, newspapers, and all related e written things.

Anti-ant. Pro killing ants. Violence solves all sorts of problems, not that I'm pro violence...