I've discovered a way to remodel my kitchen. These are the steps:

1. Come home from work.

2. Change clothing.

3. Go to the bathroom.

4. Here big crashing noises come from somewhere in the house.

5. Go investigate.

6. Look at wall and see:

7. Look for the cabinet full of dishes that use to hang on the wall and find it on the floor:

8. Bemoan the loss of beloved Polish Pottery in alluring alliterations:

9. Be glad the the blue pitcher that your Grandma got as a gift at her bridal shower is still in one piece.

10. Clean up and be glad that no cats are under the debris.